Tuesday, April 27, 2010

How many Fruedians does it take to change a light bulb?

Its fun to tell light bulb jokes via text message because you still go through the formality of replying, "I dunno, how many?"  You can't omit that part, otherwise there is no suspense.  Knock Knock Jokes are also very fun to do via text message.  I wonder what it was like in the old days when they had to tell their Knock-Knock Jokes via post-cards.

Also, I dusted off my Nintendo today and I can still beat Contra pretty much without dying.   My friend Adam was playing some fancy online game in the next room and I yelled at him, "When I was your age we used to have to blow on the ends of our video games to get them to work!" He is only 26.  Also, I stole that joke but I am not sure from where.  That's also not exactly how everything happened.

Also, for some reason I am still listening to Coldplay. This time its The Scientist.  I finally finished that last class, so I am graduated but I still feel a bit melancholic, i thought that would go away with the spring or with the degree.  Actually, yesterday I felt so relieved to be done.  Today I just want to get on with things.  I still plan to move to NYC, I love that city so much.  This Coldplay song seems much older to me than just 8 years.

Also, I changed my profile name because I am no longer in a hurry.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

I can't get no Satisfaction

I always want to not like ColdPlay.  This is because I am pretentious.  It's 4:25am and I can't get this song out of my head because I love it and I love ColdPlay.

I was once accused of being just like Peter Pan and that as soon I parted ways with someone, I forgot them.  Another time I was told that once I became your friend I stuck and there was no shaking it.  As I am sure many of you have already noticed, these cannot both be true.

Also, I have been deeply insulted sir and I demand satisfaction.  Your choices for me to achieve my satisfaction are
1. Fisticuffs
2. A game of Chess (tournament rules)
3. An endurance race to the top of the mountain peak of my choosing but with no provisions brought along.

Any of these would be acceptable, but I secretly have one I hope you choose.

Also, of course Pistols at Dawn would be an acceptable alternative but I know for a fact you have a lousy second, so I wouldn't choose that one if you knew what was god for you.  I'll provide the pistols.

Thursday, April 22, 2010


That was silly thing to say. I always shower alone.

Friday, April 16, 2010

From Dark Matter to a possible Big Crunch

um... here this thing I found

Sometimes I go to ue the restroom in the middle of the day and realize that I didn;t do my hair the previous morning. I think this makes me some sort of eccentric.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

A bit much blogging these days but it's just so nice outside. And probably you have all seen this. The song is not that good... well, I kinda like it, but I know I shouldn't. But, the video is amazing. But, here it is anyway. Can anybody tell me what the background music is during the chorus? It's from some movie... I think the movie has aliens... and maybe those aliens save us... and maybe those aliens are us.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Nice and straight forward

On my list of tings to do is this

Also, This actress reminds me of Ashley Mollerup... who I am pretty sure has 7 evil Exs. Is it arrogant of my to think I could take them all with no problem?

O. Henry

I can't believe how warm it is outside... especially when that is contrasted with how cold it is in my room.  I kind of feel like I've rented The Furnished Room from that short story by O. Henry... which I once used as wrote a a short film.  I imagine that room was very cold.

1. Stay out of my cold, cold room.
2. TBA
3. Pass that last class and graduate... finally. I am late... but I finished?
      a. me finishing my degree in film was an exercise in doing something I really believe is worthless but that I am finishing for the sake of finishing.  I guess that's a good reason to finish any cause... well any cause that you don't suddenly realize should be abandoned.  There is an old Chinese proverb that says "No matter how far you have gone down the wrong path, turn back."


Sunday, April 11, 2010

I listened to a lot of General Conference today.  Lots of it I was hearing for the second time.  It was kind of amazing.  It is always kind of funny how one can't help but feel that the there was some sort of personalized theme running through the whole conference and it's funny how an entirely different "one" can feel that same thing about a totally different and just as personalized theme.  So, on the count of three, let's all say what the theme was this time. 1... 2... 3!

Saturday, April 10, 2010


I have two cupcakes from Cupcake Royale in my refrigerator.  One of them is going to be given To Katy P. if she wants it.  The other one will be eaten by me for dinner.

This is totally unrelated and credit fr it should be given to Emily Asplund.